A pest

Just because these toys are begging me to play with them, I DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
It is hot and very humid and I am not in the mood!

Natural Killer

I am used to being insulted, but today Lynettea came into the laundry as I was trying to revive a gecko. It had dropped a small section of its tail and then had a heart attack.
Lynettea stared at it, then shouted, 'Oh no! Sasha what have you done?'
Next thing I am shut in the kitchen and when she opens the door again the gecko has vanished
I wonder if she takes them outside and eats them where I can't see?
Oh well, it is good to share prey, but she could show some gratitude.
I had only been going to play with the gecko in any case. It wasn't my fault it had a weak heart.
Then I took her out for walkies. I found a dead rat in the garden. Our neighbour came in to collect it. Maybe they are cooking it up for rat stew.
So I am not sure who is the natural killer.

this gecko was outside in the front door. Probably not the one I found.

I saved the pond fish

Just as well I warned them. Look at their pond!
Lynettea said in her stern voice of warning not to 'interfere with them in the temporary pond, which is filling up my play area.
I hope they are grateful to me for the warning.
I couldn't supervise as I went under the bed and then Lynettea shut the door.

fishpond leaking

I have to let the fish know to prepare to move. Their pond is leaking. Some people are bringing temporary accommodation for them. It will be all over my area.
Lynettea says it can't be helped.
Must go.

Too personal

I find remarks like, 'Look at your beautiful soft fluffy thighs,' far too personal.
Cats are not toys for the amusement of humans.
Now if it was more like, 'What is your opinion, Sasha,' on a piece of news we have just heard, that would be respectful.
Even a remark about the intelligent expression in my eyes would be offensive. Of course I have an intelligent expression!!! Why is that not just assumed?
Humans have a lot to learn. Animals are expected to learn how to communicate with humans, but humans seem to expect to get away with not learning our languages.  Perhaps they aren't smart enough?
Mostly humans just want to train you so you will obey their orders. They aren't interested in your opinion about anything.

She can walk around me

So what! I am tired. My guard duties leave me exhausted.

Waiting to greet a relative

Lynettea says we are expecting a long lost relative to visit, so I won't be able to lie in bed most of the day. Does she expect ME to clean the house. I feel fatigued after night patrol.