Impawtant duty

One of my most impawtant duties is leading my human to the food stack and back to my dining area.
'Lead me to your plate,  Sasha,' she says.
It is a wonder she doesn't remember, after all this time.
'Don't trip me, Sasha,' she says.
And then there is the delightful squishing sound of my favourite jelly food slipping into the plate.
'Don't gobble, Sasha,' she says. But I am eating neatly and quietly as usual.

200,000 visits

Welcome to our next visitor! You will take the blog to 200,000 visits. Which cat will it be? We won't be able to tell, but welcome!
We can have a game rushing through my new tunnel.

Grey

Grey hair,
grey coat,
grey scarf,
grey cat.
Green eyes.

Attacking the Cat Dander

'The vacuum cleaner is going to attack the Cat Dander this morning,' says Lynettea.
What!!!I had better hide in the bedroom.

Where is the Cat Dander anyway? I can't see anything. I will go to sleep on my nice rug on the bed. Maybe it is just a TV show? I prefer to go to sleep rather than watch.

Intrusive bear

If your human is out most of the day across the other side of the city, then when she gets home she puts a bear on top of your furs, would that annoy you?

'This will keep you warm, Sasha,' she says. 'It's  cold outside,' she says, pulling off her raincoat and her warm jacket and switching on the heater.
I am already warm! But it is nice to have cuddlie.

Let's go for walkies

It's sunny. Let's go for walkies.  Right now! A cloud may come over. Oh no! There's a cloud. The wind is cold. Do I want to go?

Good Morning Sunshine

My plates are empty. My smorgasbord is all eaten. Don't throw me off the bed.
I deserve better. I have guarded the house all night. Give me my breakfast and I will sleep.
'Hang on, Sasha! Don't rush me. There is plenty of time.'
No! I need my breakfast now!