Two cats from Armidale wrote to me a while ago, after receiving my little book. Thank you Samba and Tango for your most generous donation to my Animal Welfare Appeal.
They complained that their human would not help them start their own blog. Well Samba and Tango, you will have to be prepared to walk the tough line with your humans. Perhaps you need to show them how far you are prepared to go. Start by sitting on books and papers your humans want to read, and then try to refuse some cuddles.
If this passive resistance does not work, you may have to resort to spitting and snarling, although I would not in general recommend this practice for Gentlecats. The higher class of kitty can usually manage to achieve his ends by more subtle means. You don’t want your humans to think you are becoming ‘rough’ or ‘feral’. I consider it essential to appear dignified at all times.