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Friday, July 10, 2009

BAD CONDUCT

Another from my notebook. Just as well I found this empty notebook, as I am having difficulty getting on to the computer. Lynettea hasn't found my writings in it yet. It is difficult to paw them, but what alternative do I have?

'Lynettea was away for a really long time today and I don’t even think she was sorry. All she could say was, ‘Don’t slap at me with your paw, Diamond!’ when she ignored me to go out to the letterbox.
I wonder if I should seriously consider advertising for another human. I will get Lynettea to look in the Classifieds in the paper to see if they are advertised there. I could send in my ad:
"Diligent and caring human required for tolerant and undemanding Russian Blue Cat. Training provided."


After Lynettea got a few letters from the box she was sorry for her bad conduct and carried me around for a bit and then served my dinner. Afterwards I let her give me a good neck and shoulder massage.
It is raining! I haven’t seen rain and felt cold for a long time, so it is all new. MIAOUW! MIAOUW!'

4 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am so sorry that your human is being so difficult. I know I Have often considered getting a different one but I think that really they are all alike.

Camie's Kitties said...

Diamond, she should have taken you with her when she went to the letterbox. You are her reason for existing aren't you?

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Keisha said...

I am so sorry about this misunderstanding. Here is a hug.

{{{Diamond}}}

Daisy said...

Good help is so hard to find!