BAD CONDUCT
Another from my notebook. Just as well I found this empty notebook, as I am having difficulty getting on to the computer. Lynettea hasn't found my writings in it yet. It is difficult to paw them, but what alternative do I have?
'Lynettea was away for a really long time today and I don’t even think she was sorry. All she could say was, ‘Don’t slap at me with your paw, Diamond!’ when she ignored me to go out to the letterbox.
I wonder if I should seriously consider advertising for another human. I will get Lynettea to look in the Classifieds in the paper to see if they are advertised there. I could send in my ad:
"Diligent and caring human required for tolerant and undemanding Russian Blue Cat. Training provided."
After Lynettea got a few letters from the box she was sorry for her bad conduct and carried me around for a bit and then served my dinner. Afterwards I let her give me a good neck and shoulder massage.
It is raining! I haven’t seen rain and felt cold for a long time, so it is all new. MIAOUW! MIAOUW!'
'Lynettea was away for a really long time today and I don’t even think she was sorry. All she could say was, ‘Don’t slap at me with your paw, Diamond!’ when she ignored me to go out to the letterbox.
I wonder if I should seriously consider advertising for another human. I will get Lynettea to look in the Classifieds in the paper to see if they are advertised there. I could send in my ad:
"Diligent and caring human required for tolerant and undemanding Russian Blue Cat. Training provided."
After Lynettea got a few letters from the box she was sorry for her bad conduct and carried me around for a bit and then served my dinner. Afterwards I let her give me a good neck and shoulder massage.
It is raining! I haven’t seen rain and felt cold for a long time, so it is all new. MIAOUW! MIAOUW!'
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