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Friday, October 8, 2010

NAUGHTY KITTY

Lynettea says I have at last earned my badge for the Naughty Kitties' Club. I think I was just asserting my right to be a NATURAL CAT. As you know I have long wondered what it would be like to adopt the free wandering life of a natural cat. To stretch my legs and sniff the wind on the open moor (more or less).

I took Lynettea out for a brief walk this morning and then I went back inside my enclosure. She refused to come back in and stayed outside pulling out tiny plants that she refers to as 'weeds'. I am not sure why she is always pulling out these harmless plants. She had removed my halter and was quite away from my supervision.

This rather annoyed me, so I went out quietly and climbed up the fence, then walked along the fence rail and jumped on the roof of the shed next door. By this time Lynettea had realized where I was and was running along below waving her arms and shouting, 'This way Diamond! You can get down here. There is a dog next door and it might bite you.'

She must think I am an idiot. Orla wasn't barking, so she must have been inside. It was nice up there and I could see all around. Finally I got back onto the fence rail and was walking towards the back of the yard to explore some more when Lynettea managed to grab my leg and pull me down.

Then we went inside, as she had 'had enough' she said. She thought she would change my bucket of water. So I sat on my scratching post near the tap and put out my paw to touch her shoulder in affection, as she was filling the bucket. She got a fright (she said) and the bucket tipped over and watered her shoes and socks and her slacks. This would have given them a good freshen up!
After that I went for a nap on my heated Snugglesafe, as the day wasn't all that warm.

7 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

MOL! What adventures you had, Diamond. Always good to keep the hoomin on their toes.

Cheri said...

Mom's are like that - worried all the time something may happen to you. You gotta love em for that.

Cats of Wildcat Woods

Madi and Mom said...

Hi Diamond when things get boring we have to make our own excitement!!!

Madi and Mom

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Woo Hoo! Way to go Diamond! Naughty is awesome!

Keisha said...

O hai. :) U got some storees to tell. :)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Wow Diamond--you lead such an exciting life! Things are pretty dull around here, though the noms are pretty good. Still, I'd like to live more on the cutting edge like you ;-)

meowmeowmans said...

That sounds like a grand adventure, Diamond! Way to be naughty! :)