I had Lynettea's breakfast this morning, part of it anyway. She wasn't at all pleased. I thought she had left it there for me, although she usually makes a fuss if I leap on the food preparation area.
I had just managed to lick up all the soymilk on her weetbix when she noticed me. I was considering whether to start on the weetbix, but she snatched me off and didn't give me any praise for grooming myself quite thoroughly. Then she threw the weetbix in the bin.
I DO NOT HAVE DANGEROUS BACTERIAS IN MY MOUTH.
That is very insulting.