Lynettea suggested the Animal Vacuum and I could work together.
I don't find this very satisfactory. For one thing the Animal Vac is very noisy, and for another, it doesn't have any conversation. It is no fun working with a work partner that has nothing to say. To place me with it, I regard as a form of bullying. I never thought I should have to use that word in connection with this household.
Sasha: It is just a machine, Millie. It can't speak.
Millie: Really? It makes enough noise!