I miaouw and plates of food magically appear. Does that mean I am a wizard?
'I put those plates there, Sasha.'
I hear a voice.
'Yes. It is me. Lynettea'
Oh devoted slave. Now take me for walkies. Miaouwwww. I adopt the miaouw of command. It isn't working. She is tapping on the computer.
'I think your bare patches may be starting to improve, Sasha. You don't seem to be scratching at them.'
Now let us go out!