My human is very difficult to manage and I could do with some advice. When she is sitting for too long, I get worried about her health. I go up to her and put my little paws up to her shoulders, or give her tiny, clawings. She wriggles about and pushes me off or says, 'Don't claw me, Sasha! That is very naughty.'
Then I do it again a few times, or I leap in the sink, or I go back and lie in my cosy.
I think she is sometimes sorry for her bad behaviour, as she eventually gets up. Then she might get more food for me, or take me for a walk, or have a game with me and my toys, or give me an all over brushing with my special baby brush.
And she sometimes says, 'I am sorry, Sasha. I do love you very much and I haven't been paying you attention.'
That is okay, until the next time.