Why use your post when there is a chair handy?
I like a tidy post or two, as they are my furniture. Lynettea tried to bandage some parts of the chairs today, but she ran out of tape.
'Diamond kept these chairs in good order for 16 years, Sasha! Look at them now!'
She only noticed when she sat on one yesterday. They are covered with rugs.
'These chairs are all sagged in now, Sasha'
Don't carry on. I like them. Anyway aren't they mine?