A list of things to learn

Lynettea made a list of things I think she needs to learn. I have a few extras to add.
1. She must: brush and massage me 1 times per day.
2. She must go for walkies with me every day.
3. I must be fed whenever I want.
4. She must cuddle me when I want.
5. She has to play a game with me every day.

Some extras from me:
On my signal she must open the window.
I am allowed to go in and out at will and jump the fence.
I have decided to ban nearly all visitors.
She must stay at home and only go out to get supplies. We could investigate getting everything delivered.
I will sleep on the bed.

I am waiting to see if she agrees to my demands.

'Sasha, where do you think this is? Gilead maybe?'

I don't think she is going to agree. Well it was worth a try.