Little eysies are shut

'You've got your little eyesies shut! Aren't you cute?'
Well of course I have my eyes closed.  I'm trying to get a catnap. A long catnap, lasting several hours. So you want to feel my legs and ruffle up my furs? This isn't a good idea and it's not a good time either.
Sometimes I think it's better if she goes out and leaves me in peace.
Until dinner time.