I Was Like This

But she woke me.
 We had a new hot water service installed this morning. We need hot water to wash my bowls, which must be kept spotlessly clean.
The new appliance looks like a rocket ship. I can't sit on top anymore, as it has a pipe going up through the roof.
I stayed under the bed the whole time the plumber was working.
After that, Lynettea forgot to open my catflap until later in the day. Finally, she realised when I stood in front of it. She opened it, then apologised. Too little, too late, as usual.