Is the human home too much?

I am used having the house to myself for more time. Nowadays, if I need self-isolation I hop into my velvet house. Sometimes I stay there all day. 

 Lynettea says the guards outside are on voluntary duty. I don't need them.

'But is nice to think they care for you, Sasha!'

Humans are weird. How can these stuffed toys care for me? Sometimes I slap at them, but I decide to please her by leaving them there.