I think I will stay here

I think I will keep this cosy here in the middle of the loungeroom floor.

'It is in the way, Sasha!'

In whose way?

'Splutter....'

Whose house is this, after all. I am very pleased you look after me, but you know you need constant supervision. On top of that, I have to monitor you most of the time.

'Who asked you to do that? Not me.'

We felines all know how deficient humans are. Maybe one day you will make some nice obedient robots for us to order around.

'What?'

Felines will rule the world.

'I had better go and lie down!'