Lockdown day 1

'This is going to get boring, Sasha! You being in the velvet house all the time.'

I am obeying orders from the Premier.

'There us another reason you can come out, Sasha.'

Oh?

'As my caregiver, you can visit to look after me.'

How long can I come out to visit?

'For as long as you are looking after me, Sasha.'

I'll think about that. It's very cosy and warm in here!