I think I should be due for a birthday celebration soon. By my calculation I will be one and a half years old on 13 September.
Lynettea: '????' ... 'most people only celebrate each year, Sasha.'
Sasha: 'According to the cat age compared to human age chart that I have just checked, the 18 months since I was born in February 2013 means that in September I will be 20 years old.'
Lynettea: 'That is a significant milestone, Sasha. How would you like to celebrate your birthday ... in a reasonable manner, of course.'
Sasha: 'I would have thought no expense would be spared for a significant milestone.'
Lynettea: 'Well, we will have to see, Sasha ...'